It has been a running conversation between my girlfriend and I that Chrissy’s co-workers are annoyed no matter what she says. Chrissy, you should learn from the bad example that Stupid Jillian B. set in LA and avoid turning into a horrible D-list celeb jerk. Not to say that you are there yet, but you are showing signs of an enlarged ego. Tone it down and keep it real. Stop talking about all the baseball player you know and hang with. Stop talking about anything that makes you look less relatable to the common folks that watch you. Pretty soon you will be doing weightwatchers or nutrisystem commercials and loose all respect from your real fans.
By the way, real fans will ensure a long career and fake fans will move on once your looks start to fade. An example of real fans are trekkies, who ensure that all those actors have an income for the rest of their lives through their continued convention attendance.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Sunday, April 5, 2009
The wind was blowing hard on the Fox 5 Mega map...
Chrissy, i tend to zone out when you are on screen mostly because i am trying to figure out who you're wearing (fashion talk... blah blah), but this last week something occurred to me. If your job entails that you figure out the weather, how come you don't dress for it? You seem to look surprised when the wind blows your dress up while walking on the mega map. Shouldn't you have seen that coming and therefore known to have worn something less likely to cause a wardrobe malfunction? Don't get me wrong, it may be that you are taking a play out of the Sarah Palin game book and just playing dumb. To let your fans know, how about you steal one more play and give us a wink.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
She looked amazing today...
Chrissy mentioned today that she has an agent... really, is that necessary Chrissy. For god’s sake, all you have lined up was a half ass article in Pacific or Paradise magazine (cute dog by the way).
On a less absurd note, one of my fellow Chrissy R. fans wrote a bad ass song about Chrissy that was aired this morning. It was fantastic. I think the song or a link to the song can be found on the Fox 5 site.
On a less absurd note, one of my fellow Chrissy R. fans wrote a bad ass song about Chrissy that was aired this morning. It was fantastic. I think the song or a link to the song can be found on the Fox 5 site.
Saturday, March 7, 2009
I'm Freeking Back...
So, my girlfriend just being subjected informed me that no one even knows I'm alive, much less that I have this Chrissy blog. Either way, I have at last come home after being subjected to stupid Jillian B. for the last couple of weeks. It was cruel and unusual punishment for taking a semester off school.
Anyway, I watch Chrissy all morning and have come to the conclusion that Fox5 producers have read my blog as they now make sure that her cleavage is not visible from that crazy overhead camera thing. She always has to ask weather she is ready for them to cut to that camera angle. My girlfriend rebuts that she actually does not check before as she was show the girls off the other day.
Another Chrissy has been talking about that is of some interest to her fans is her practice of swimming nude in pools. She commented that it is normal. It might be normal for girls that look like her, but it surely not normal for guys that look like me. Keep it up Chrissy.
I'll be back sooner then later.
Anyway, I watch Chrissy all morning and have come to the conclusion that Fox5 producers have read my blog as they now make sure that her cleavage is not visible from that crazy overhead camera thing. She always has to ask weather she is ready for them to cut to that camera angle. My girlfriend rebuts that she actually does not check before as she was show the girls off the other day.
Another Chrissy has been talking about that is of some interest to her fans is her practice of swimming nude in pools. She commented that it is normal. It might be normal for girls that look like her, but it surely not normal for guys that look like me. Keep it up Chrissy.
I'll be back sooner then later.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Wherefore art thou Chrissy?
I guess I picked a good week to be out of town as I heard from my girlfriend that Chrissy was on vacation. I have been stuck in LA where I caught one glance of Jillian Barberie Monday morning, turned off the TV, and have only listened to NPR since. God I hate Jillian!!! This past two things have been proven to me: first, that my mornings in LA were made shitty because of Jillian and second that Chrissy, makes me so much happier then NPR.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
The dreaded mega-multicultrual news girl trap...
I hate it that news stations believe, most likely because of some ridiculous market testing, that they have to cast a token androgynous mega-multicultural newsgirl. You know exactly what I am talking about. The girl that is uber tan, a brunet, has high cheekbones, and has a ridiculous name.
For example, there is Ms. Aloha Taylor. First off, that name makes me want to tear my hair out. Sure she is beautiful and likely qualified for her position, but it is what she represents that irks me so. Why not keep your Hawaiian last name Ms. Taylor? It would have been fine with your husband and not uncommon in the business to keep your identity connected to your culture. Instead, you did what was likely to get you your position and take the ultra non-threatening, almost comforting, Caucasian last name necessary to work in the SD aria. There is so much more to be said about this practice and I will elaborate more later when there is more time. Meanwhile, let me know what you think.
I know that I rant a ton about names and you can blame it mostly on my job. I have had to do a lot of what the state department calls surname analysis, which is basically trying to determine what someone’s ethnicity is based on their name. It is a bogus practice, but I got to pay them bills somehow.
For example, there is Ms. Aloha Taylor. First off, that name makes me want to tear my hair out. Sure she is beautiful and likely qualified for her position, but it is what she represents that irks me so. Why not keep your Hawaiian last name Ms. Taylor? It would have been fine with your husband and not uncommon in the business to keep your identity connected to your culture. Instead, you did what was likely to get you your position and take the ultra non-threatening, almost comforting, Caucasian last name necessary to work in the SD aria. There is so much more to be said about this practice and I will elaborate more later when there is more time. Meanwhile, let me know what you think.
I know that I rant a ton about names and you can blame it mostly on my job. I have had to do a lot of what the state department calls surname analysis, which is basically trying to determine what someone’s ethnicity is based on their name. It is a bogus practice, but I got to pay them bills somehow.
Yesterdays newscast...
So yesterday Chrissy and Ms. Neville's lead anchor stand-in were clearly having themselves a hot news girl cold war. It was reminiscent of the Jillian Barberie/Dorothy Lucey hot news girl passive aggressive battles I remember from back in LA. Why is it that hot news girls are so darn territorial that they have to attack even the smallest challengers to their hot news girl dominion? The world may never know the answer.
I personally was a Dorothy Lucey supporter and loved that she would interject smart ass comments directed at Steve when Jillian was saying something superficial and annoying. Chrissy, my advice is not to lower yourself to that standard and to be confident that you are clearly the hottest weather girl in SD.
I personally was a Dorothy Lucey supporter and loved that she would interject smart ass comments directed at Steve when Jillian was saying something superficial and annoying. Chrissy, my advice is not to lower yourself to that standard and to be confident that you are clearly the hottest weather girl in SD.
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